Retro illustration of the Martian surface with rockets on the horizon

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THE BOOK OF ROBINHOOD

Two billionaires. One red planet. One very good book. Vlad won't stop talking about his favourite Mars book. Elon won't stop talking about Mars. So we did the only responsible thing and turned it into $BOOK.

Pulp paperback cover of The Book of Robinhood, a Mars story
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The Lore

A completely made-up retelling of a very real obsession.

Chapter 1 — The Recommendation

Chapter 1 — The Recommendation

Vlad names his favourite book. It is about Mars. He will not shut up about Mars. Somewhere, a man with a rocket company nods approvingly.

Chapter 2 — The Congregation

Chapter 2 — The Congregation

The paperback ascends. Traders kneel. The candles turn green. Nobody has actually finished the book, but everybody quotes it.

Tokenomics, Chapter by Chapter

Ashes to ashes

LP Burned

0 / 0 forever

Tax

1,000,000,000

Supply

Renounced

Contract

The Four Chapters

I

Earth

Token launches. The paperback is scanned, memed and printed onto the blockchain forever.

II

Launch

Chart goes vertical like a rocket that definitely has a landing plan. Book clubs form in the group chat.

III

Orbit

Listings, meme contests, and a global reading of Chapter 4 at zero gravity.

IV

Mars

First copy delivered to the red planet. Vlad reads. Elon nods. We all hold.

Footnotes

Is this the actual book?
No. It is the spiritual sequel: a meme coin shaped like a very red paperback about Mars.
Are Vlad or Elon involved?
Absolutely not. This is an unaffiliated parody run by people who like Mars and jokes.
What is the utility?
Reading. Also holding. Mostly vibes. There is no promised utility and no roadmap you can sue us over.
Why Mars?
Because two of the busiest men on Earth keep talking about leaving it, and we thought that was funny enough to tokenize.